*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
i decided to start landscaping in animal crossing. i put down like ten tiles in from of my house and then i was like ok im done
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
ironically the person who first showed me the “goodbye fake friends” video was a fake friend who i have now said goodbye to